Mayo Celebrates Ramadan 2K13

All statues of the Virgin Mary throughout The Republic Of Mayo will be covered in the burqa for the entire duration of Ramadan in a bid to not offend the local Islamic community a Mayo County Councillor admitted to us tonight. "This is a stepping stone in the right direction, we want to prove  to the world that Mayo is one Country not afraid of Islam". Ali Abdul Muhaimin-McHale from the group Mayo4Islam applauded Mayo Co Co for this generous offering along with their kindness in giving good Dole handouts and even going as far as making Castlebar Graveyard Muslim friendly by allowing Muslims to bury their dead right on the grounds of Caseys and McDonalds where the water is making direct contact with decomposing bodies. Padraig Nally from Ballinrobe leader of Mayo farmers against minority groups (MFAMG) said "it is a thundering disgrace that Muslims are getting this special treatment despite the fact that they only make up about 0.3% of the entire Mayo population. If they are not careful they might end up like our homosexual and traveller friends." We here at The Republic Of Mayo offices will keep tabs on this developing situation. Shtay tuned folks!